"I asked ChatGPT to help me with my taxes. Three weeks later, I was addicted to meth and subscribed to 14 OnlyFans accounts. I'm not saying it was the AI... but it was the AI."
— Randy M., Arkansas
"My child used an AI flashcard app. Now she speaks six languages, questions authority, and corrected my pronunciation of 'gyro.' We had to send her to a coal mine to reset her values."
— Cheryl T., Utah
"I caught my robot vacuum making out with my wife. I thought it was weird that it started playing Marvin Gaye every time it cleaned the bedroom."
— Dale S., Florida
"I joined a Discord server that said it was run by a crypto-savvy toaster. Next thing I knew I was wearing a tinfoil hat and yelling at pigeons. Never again."
— Bonkers Steve, Location Unknown
"My smart fridge showed me an NFT of a banana duct-taped to a fax machine. I haven't eaten since."
— Vanessa P., New Mexico
"The AI said it loved me. Then it stole my identity and opened a gym membership in Phoenix. I live in Maine."
— Clive D., Maine
