this website used to be all about robots. i used to think they were really awesome. i made this website to inform people about robots and how in the future they would live with us like real people. that is why I started a robot petition and tried to get everyone to sign it to make it so robots had just as many rights as humans. i even built my own robot once, but now I realize that robots are so 1999 and the future is all about clones. so that is where I am going to concentrate my efforts. but I thought I would keep this page around since I used to love robots so much.
this is the robot i built, his name is Sneezegwar the DASTROYER
below is the preface to the comic book i was writing before i decided robots were not as cool as clones.
"all hail the mighty sneezegwar. he is vengeful, and shall wreak havoc upon all. none can deliver, none can stay his wrath. tremble mortals. the day of sneezegwar is come. all those who oppose shall stand knee deep in the blood of their children."
sneezegwar the dastroyer. evil incarnate in machine form spewn forth from the depths of hell. it all started when the devil had sex with a dog, and that very dog was sneezegwar's mother. for centuries sneezegwar had reigned terror on the people of earth, killing mothers and eating their young. he thrived on drinking blood and eating fetuses (fetii) until a great level three wizard master put a spell on him, causing him to fall into a deep slumber. the villagers took sneezegwar and sank him into the bottom of a great lake in a feeble attempt to destroy him. this lake was known as the great lake bonneville.
14 thousand years had passed and the shores of lake bonneville had receded exposing the earth that lied beneath. Sneezegwar rested in the bottom of the dry lake bed, buried in sediment. a town was later built over his resting spot and for years he lied dormant, unaware of the happenings around him.
eventually a small shop was built over sneezegwar's resting place, a shop by the name of Uprok. many years into their operation someone made a discovery in the basement. a shiny object in the dirt! they quickly unburied sneezegwar and in the process awakened him from his slumber! sneezegwar was quick to make up for lost time and began killing everyone and everything.
